So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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