I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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