please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I enjoy the company of your penis
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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