Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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