Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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