You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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