I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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