she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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