My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
I am in a vortex of obligation.
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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