I want to stick my p in your. b.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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