i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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