No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
Randomize
