Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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