why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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