I don't think brook has ever known best
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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