he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
When did angry sex become our thing?
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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