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god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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