i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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