Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
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