dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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