I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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