So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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