maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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