I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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