DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Found the puke drawer
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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