Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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