We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
You almost got us killed.
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