i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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