I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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