He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Randomize
