It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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