dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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