just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Dignity is for republicans.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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