I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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