sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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