This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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