windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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