Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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