What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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