dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
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