This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
It's blow job season.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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