Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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