You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Who died my cat blue again?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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