JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Alive.
So much puke
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Randomize
