Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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