He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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