gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
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