don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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