I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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