If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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