I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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