apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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