I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
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