just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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