im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
